Let’s bring up another one of those sensitive subjects. We need to talk about shaving, trimming, and keeping it neat ladies. We have all heard that really corny joke about the curious boy learning about anatomy.
A Lady is getting out the shower
As she dries off her body, she gets down to her private part.
“Ma’am what is that?” (Referring to the hair on her vagina)
“That is my grass” she responds.
“Ma’am what are the two things covering it up?”
“Well, silly, those are my headlights.”
She blushes and says, “what do you call that?” as she points to the buldge in the virgin’s pants.
He shyly whispers. “That is my snake.”
Later that evening, everyone is out by the fire.
The young woman is under the covers with another guy. The virgin looks under the covers.
“Ma’am! Ma’am! Turn on your headlights. His snake is reaching for your grass.”
So let’s talk about the grass. Okay, don’t be silly in case you are saying, GRASS? What is she talking about? I am talking about pubic hair. A strange topic indeed. It was prompted by something that was pushed in my face.
This morning as I went to the local hardware store to buy light bulbs, I ran into a woman that I know. As we women do, we tend to look around as we are talking. Don’t lie, we all do it! We check out what the person is wearing, their purse and shoes. As my eyes started to wonder down, I could not believe it!
OH MY GOSH!
Her grass was sticking out of her trousers for all to see. I am not talking about one hair that could have been mistaken for a hair from her head. I am talking about the top of her bush!
Why was all of her grass sticking out of her pants for the whole world to see? And then the next question is why doesn’t she shave? I know that some men like going down yonder in bush county but that was a whole forest.
I quickly adjust my eyes back to look at hers. But curiosity and the need to confirm that her bush was hanging out made me take a second glimpse. So now I have a dilemma. Do I tell her that I just witnessed her hairy private area or do I take the road well traveled and IGNORE?
So ladies, let’s talk about the private area. I know that we all have different views on what we should do with our playground. Personally, I think that it is my job to help keep the Brazilian Wax community in business. But for those of you who like a rustic approach to your grassy area more power to you! All I can say is wear it proud girl!
Do you think that there should be a public showing of the grassy event?
Do you feel that it does not matter how you groom your playground as long as you cover it up?
What are your thoughts?