Everyone has been in a situation where someone of the opposite sex has come up and started to flirt. When you are considering a potential date, what really works for you and what just turns you off? Have you ever encountered someone of the opposite sex and thought:
“I cannot believe that just came out of this person’s mouth?”
We thought that we would do something different this Saturday and bring you something funny!
Do you remember some cheesy pick up lines that were used on you when you were on the dating scene?
One Night while I was eating at IHOP, a guy sent me a glass of milk with a note that read:
“Milk does a body good.”
So I sent the milk back to him with a reply
“You should drink more milk.”
While I was shopping at Home Depot, an older gentleman walked up to me.
“You have to come with me right now. We have to hurry,” he said.
“Why?” I asked, looking around nervously.
The elderly gentleman placed his hand on my back and replied,
“We have to go tell your husband that you are leaving him for me.
A woman that looks like you should not be on another man’s arm.”
One Night after a third date, my new friend and I were playing around.
Things were getting hot and heavy.
But I was not ready to go to the next level.
“Baby, if you don’t make love to me, all the tension will make me sterile!” he groaned.
(We are stilll friends. He has four children. So it looks like my refusal had the opposite effect on his virility!)
While I was hanging out with friends, a guy came over and asked me to dance.
“Come on, baby! ” he quipped. “Let’s practice our first dance. My sixth sense
just told me that I have met the woman I am going to marry.”
I was hanging with friends at Happy Hour one night when a guy sent us a glass of wine.
I motioned my thanks.
He walked over.
“This morning I was licking my fingers. I could not figure out what tasted so good,” he told me.
That piqued my curiosity.
“What was it?” I asked him.
He leaned over and whispered in my ear
“It was the taste of your sweet nectar, darlin’. Here is my number,” he answered.
A guy approached a girl and said,
“Feel My Shirt”
She replied, “Why?”
He said,
“Does it feel like there is good boyfriend material in it?”
A guy walked up to a girl and said,
“Did you know your father was a thief?”
The girl replied, “Why?”
The guy answered,
“Because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.”
A guy approached a girl in a bar.
“Are you free tonight or will it cost me?” he asked.
A guy walked up to a girl and said,
“Just wanted to let you know that I have a two-minute recovery time.”
and the pick up lines just keep on coming!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
“Did you see what is on tv?”
“No, not sure”
Is there a fire near here?”
“Not sure. Why?”
“Because you are HOTT”
Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear that I saw you checking out my package.
Would you like to share some of the pick-up lines that you have used or that has been used on you? And better yet, has a corny pick up line ever worked on you? We’d love to hear from you!
Have a great Saturday!
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Hey Cynthia,
I did get a chuckle I have to admit.
I’ve heard some of those myself and what I normally do is just respond with “and you seriously thought that would work”. They are so lame I can’t help but laugh at the guys. Whoever told them that crap works ought to be shot! But, they will make ya laugh!
~Adrienne
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Hi Adrienne,
I love pick up lines. It is just a part of going out with the girls for us now. I can not believe that it works on anyone but to cheer up your day. Hope you are having an awesome day!
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LMAO Oh my gosh!! These are so awesome Cynthia! You totally rock gf! I’m not going to dig back into my single days and pick up lines. Let’s just say, I was one to knock someone’s block off if they came to me with some corny or sexual pick up line. Ugh….. men smh
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Hi Brenda,
I thought it would be fun to take us back to our single days so we can laugh at some of the silly stuff that we encountered.
Cynthia
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Great article Cynthia. I like the UPS line the most…can’t say I’ve ever heard that one. Thanks for a Saturday laugh.
Miss you!
Heather
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Hi Heather,
When I was doing research for the topic, I had a lot of fun laughing at some of the corny things that people would say. One of my good man friends gave me some of the lines that he would give girls in his earlier years. I could not believe he was brave enough to use that fire line. But good for him, he said he got his wife from it. I will have to joke her about that the next time I see them.
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Hi Cynthia,
A very interesting read! thanks!
I tend to agree with Gail about the ‘artificial’ aspect of it. I believe in being authentic. This means that whatever comes out intuitively may just be the best line. I hope this makes sense
I have come across some lines that I believe is ‘tailored’ for some hidden agenda.
For example: “It is funny how these days some couples are happy to stay poles apart – one in Canada and one in Hong Kong.”. I guess it is a great line for opening a gateway for more conversation if the other person is not totally happy with the situation. What do you reckon?
Viola The Business Mum
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Hi Viola,
I will agree with you on that one. Thank you so much for visiting us.
Cynthia
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cynthiatw recently posted…Has A Pick Up Line Ever Worked?
Some of those lines are truly gross. I like the “boyfriend material” one though.
I don’t think I’ve ever been the target of any of those classic lines. The closest I’ve gotten is “Excuse me, do you have a boyfriend?” – right to the point.
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Hi Jill,
Lucky you that you have not been the target. There are some really gross lines out there. When I was asking some of my friends to share, you would not believe some of the things they came up with.
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Hi Cynthia:
Although I’ve heard lots of pickup lines, I cannot believe anyone falls for them. They always seem to artificial. Maybe those who appear to fall for pickup lines really wanted to interact with that person and it wouldn’t really matter what he/she said?
Gail
Hi Gail,
I don’t think that I could fall for any of those lines but they are funny. When I was asking friend’s about pick up lines, I could not beleive some of the ones that were shared with me from my friends.
Cynthia
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